Archive for August 29th, 2007

2007.08.29

Bfvvv

I just wrote this out in an email to Annemone and I hope she’ll forgive me for posting it here but the story is too funny. I’m still a bit under the weather. Being sick sucks. I don’t have it bad now, but my throat is still a bit dry and swollen and it’s definitely affecting my mood (many apologies to my co-workers!). Anyways, last night I had this dream…

I’m asleep and I’m having a dream about consoling Jennifer Aniston, which I don’t get because… why would she even be in a dream of mine? No idea. Maybe because I recently heard she was about the same age as me and that struck me as interesting. Anyways, I haven’t been sleeping well because I’ve been snoring like a freight train. It’s been waking me up at all hours of the night which really sucks for getting a good night of sleep.

Somehow I managed to incorporate the snoring into my dream last night, though. You know those kids that put speakers in their cars and crank them up so loud all you hear is the muffled vibration of the bass drum? In my dream that’s what I heard. Bfvvvv. Bfvvvv. Ba-bfvvvv. All the while trying to keep Jennifer Aniston from crying (and she wasn’t crying because of my snoring). Weird. Anyone care to take a stab at analyzing this?

Bfvvv. Bfvvv. Can you imagine how loud I must have been? I’m surprised the neighbors didn’t call the police! “Yo! 911? Tell that fool boy next door to wake his sorry ass up!”