Archive for September 30th, 2006
2006.09.30
Drunken Superhero
Imagine a superhero who gets his powers only when he’s all fscked up. He’s have the power to destroy a planet but he’d be too drunk to do it. He could fly, but he’d by too drunk to care. He could lift a building but he’d be too busy trying not to puke as he crawled to the site. He’d be impervious to a nuclear blast but his head would be spinning so fast he wouldn’t know where to crawl.
Ah yes, about the only thing this superhero would be good at is hitting on the female bartender, betting on sports, and pissing on or near the head.
Thanks to Mookee and The Defiant One for bringing this particular superhero type to my attention.
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