2006.07.18

The Best Deodorant

You want to know what the best deodorant for your stinky pits? It isn’t Arrid Extra Dry or Old Spice or Axe or Adidas Sport stuff… Nope, the best deodorant you can buy is Neosporin antibiotic ointment. Don’t believe me? Give it a try sometime. After all, the stink isn’t from the sweat but from the bacteria, and Neosporin kills that stuff. I’m half surprised the deodorant companies don’t start adding antibiotics to their products. I mean, it probably isn’t good for you in the long run but then again, everything kills you anyways so you might as well not stink.

The best deodorant is Neosporin. You heard it here first.

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2 Responses to “The Best Deodorant”

  1. Population Statistic says  (July 22nd, 2006 at 10:42:12 )

    UNDERARM ANTI-BACTERIAL

    It be hot out there this summer, folks. So if “Right Guard will not help you here”, maybe Neosporin will kill your armpit stenchiness:
    After all, the stink isn’t from the sweat but from the bacteria, and Neosporin kills that stuff. …

  2. Mookee says  (July 23rd, 2006 at 20:52:27 )

    What the hell? Are you Mr. Wizard now?