2006.04.02
Sock Heaven
Where do all my missing socks go? I’m generally very careful about laundry and such, so to have a missing sock makes no sense to me at all. The only time the leave my house is when they are on my feet. How does only one vanish and the other remain?
For some reason I’m imagining Obiwan Kenobi’s death where his body vanished but his clothes remain (as evidenced by Darth Vader poking the pile of robes which were apparently flame retardant as they don’t cut or burn from the light saber). Odd socks must just vanish and goto the midichlorian sock heaven.
I miss my socks, those that have vanished. I, and the extra sock they left behind, lament their loss.
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2 Responses to “Sock Heaven”
- Dave says (April 14th, 2006 at 17:33:59 )
Appeal to your socks. I’m told you have “socks-appeal”. Use of lose it.
- douglas says (April 14th, 2006 at 19:59:55 )
How does one appeal to socks? “Hi, uh, socks… Or do you prefer Mr. Socks? Anyways, I was hoping you would stick around this week because I have to goto work and it would feel strange all day if I had to wear my boots and only had one sock. If you stick around I promise I’ll throw bounty in the dryer so you’re extra soft!”
But thanks for the thought. :)
