2004.02.24
Extrapolating the Future, Part Three
It’s a well known method of divining the future to look at historical and current trends and extrapolate where these trends might go. This is my third prediction for the future of the world we call home
FACT
Not long ago Michael Jackson, to no one’s suprise, was accused of molesting yet another child. In seperate news, a cult (not a scientific institution) called Clonaid claimed to have made a human clone.
PREDICTION
Clonaid will announce Michael Jackson, who will settle his suit out of court, as their newest member and spokesman-thing. They will then make a clone of the pop star. Several years later he will again be charged with child molestation, this time with his clone. In his defense Michael will claim he was only touching himself.
COROLLARY
Arnold Schwarzenegger has himself cloned. Since the clone is “born” in America it runs for President and wins. Thus the collusion of 6th Day and Demolition Man is complete.
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