Archive for July, 2002

2002.07.08

2002.07.08

for those of you still interested in blowing things up after this fine 4th of july (perhaps some of you french people for bastille day?) you can find everything you need here.

recent discoveries in georgia (ex-CCCP, not the state in the USA) show that perhaps three distinct humanoid creatures emerged from africa and were living in eurasia at the same time. this throws the evolutionary chain somewhat into confusion because the three types of humanoid were supposed to be at differing stages and not existing at the same time.

so, for some proof that some of those primitive humanoids are still around, here’s a most hypocritical move on the part of PETA. one of our “favorite” primitives, ms. struthers, is advocating sending all the fur coats to afghanistan. hmmm. and here i always thought those PETA folks would want the poor animals buried. instead let’s send them out to those poor legless (thank you landmines) afghanis. something seems wrong here…

finally here’s an article for all of you wanna be spies. your easiest “in” is to be a sex spy. instead of trying for the FBI, maybe one of my roommates should try that instead…

2002.07.05

2002.07.05

in a follow up to the scary fish story from last week, here is an article telling that the dreaded fish has been caught. here is the WANTED poster for the fish. the northern snakehead can cross land and can survive out of water for up to four days. has anyone looked into how this fish might be a modern day evolutionary chain?

for those of you travelling by air over this 4th of july weekend (or any upcoming time, actually) you might want to carry with you the bill of rights as you go through airport security. show our newly federalized airport security that you still care about the constitution.